May 20, 2011

Y2K BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT GOD IS GOING TO KILL ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!


So everything will be gone. Yes, today is JUDGEMENT DAY. The ultimate judge, GOD HIMSELF, will be here to kill all of us. Please be careful!

I will never turn 20. I remember being on the beach when a man couldn't look me in the eye, but insisted that I would never turn 20. I think Clothing still may have his telephone number.

I mean, this is inevitable. the Bible says so clearly "on may 21st 2011 everything will explode" in the book of God chapter one verse nine. The lava will explode all over my face and my hair will burn off. What will happen to my dog? I'm sure he's had unpure thoughts. Everything must have unpure thoughts. My dog will definitely be judged and annihilated by god.

See, no one can escape! AH! NO! NO HUMAN IS BETTER THAN ANOTHER AHHHHH SO WE'LL ALL DIE AHHHHHHH

I JUST REALIZED THIS WHAT THE HECK GUYS! THAT BILBOARD IS WRONG REPENTING WON'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, IT IS NOT MY FAULT FOR BEING A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calming.

I'm sorry, I'm just terrified. I should have been like the citizens on the news stocking up on bread to build a bread shield that will soak up the exploding lava rain and turn into a raft and earthquakes!

NEVER 20 NEVER 20

Thing I wish I did before the world ended:

1. saw Blueman Group COncert
2. got Crazy frog ringtone as my ringtone
3. googled things more often
4. sent more emails and spam mail attachments
5. posted more on this blog to document my existence.

SO THIS IS GOODBYE.

The world is definitely ending, so I leave you all with this:

Keep rock hard, and keep America Free.

God Bless us, AMERICA WILL LIVE ON AFTER THE WORLD ENDS